Marriage in Real Life

When Phil came home from work the other night, the dogs greated him and he petted them and talked to them. Then he hugged our son and talked with him. So I said, "Where's my love? How come the dogs get love before me?"

"If you'd wag your behind and lick me when I came home from work, I'd pay attention to you first," he joked.

So I think I'll try that Monday.