Can't Hide Redneck...

Sometimes it amazes me that I, the girl that grew up so close to the city, the girl that I used to consider a city-girl, turned so country. I guess meeting a good-looking cowboy and moving out to the boondocks can change a person. Or maybe it was in my blood all along? Maybe I should take the test and notate whether the activity was before Phil or after meeting him. LOL

There are only 6 things that don't apply to me.


(x) lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
(x) owned a gun?
(x) hunted?
(x) driven a truck?
Subtotal =5

(x) chewed tobacco?
(x) driven a tractor?
(x) gone camping?
(x) listen to country?
(x) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
(x) worn a cowboy hat?
(x) worn cowboy boots?
Subtotal= 13

(x) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
(x) worked on a farm?
( ) totally lived on a farm?
( ) owned a farm animal
(x) worn a Carhartt?
(x)lived in a trailer?
(x) worked on a car?
Subtotal = 19

(x) seen a Nascar race?
( ) been to a Nascar race?
(x) been to an oval track?
(x) seen a demolition derby?
(x) seen a figure 8 race?
(x) talked on a cb radio?
(x) had a cb in your car?
(x) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal = 26

( ) Rode a Dirtbike?
(x) owned more than two cars that don't run?
(x) been to a junkyard
(x) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
(x) drank beer?
(x) Party in the woods where only trucks can get?
( ) gone cow tipping?
Subtotal = 31

(x) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
(x) been sprayed with deer pee?
(x) wear camo?
(x) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
(x) had to take a bath in the river?
Subtotal = 36

(x) drank white lightening?
(x) had your whole family on the front porch?
(x) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
(x) own a rebel flag?
(x) eaten deer meat?
(x) cooked over a fire?
(x) been muddin'?
Subtotal =43


TOTAL =43