Thirteen Reasons I Won't Be Home Today
1. Too many dirty dishes in the sink.
2. The Shafer Queen
3. The Cornball Express
4. The Sea Dragon
5. Giant Mutant Carp (come back tomorrow for pictures)
6. Homemade waffle cones dripping with melting ice cream.
7. Popcorn for the carp.
8. A picnic with my boys.
9. The old time picture studio
10. Lemon shake-ups
11. Chocolate covered bananas
12. The Skyride (When I was a teenager, my Uncle caught me smoking from this ride. He spotted me from up above and yelled down at me, "Michelle Lynn! Are you smoking?" Indeed, I was.
13. Indiana Beach
Phil won't be riding anything today, he'll just watch Zane and I and take pictures.